Neighbor dog shit in my yard

by Joe
(BC Canada)

A few years ago my inconsiderate neighbors had a medium sized Shepard crossbreed that was shitting in my yard occasionally....their yard was already full of dog turds and one day I had enough so I fried up some bacon....saving the grease in an old soup can.....after it cooled a bit I went out into my yard and poured the bacon grease on the offending dog turds...the next morning the turds were gone as the dog had devoured them.....next day he was on a leash so he couldn't leave his yard....I like to think that he kissed his owners after his bacon grease snack.